TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD HATE JOSH

   
10. He knows the beauty is in the attempt.

9. He is too nice to people who never say thank you.

8. He actually likes Lisa Loeb because she actually wrote, thought about,
read over, kept, sung, listened to, recorded, produced and published the lyric
"when all the stars were falling/i looked up like you said/when all the stars
were falling/one hit me in the head and i fell down."

7. The first time he saw RENT, he didn't like it that much.

6. He believes he has something of value to say.

5. He has emotions.

4. He actually wants to see "The Siege" and is just waiting for someone to
ruin the ending of "Arlington Road" to.

3. He knows all the lyrics to "The Girl From Ipanema", too.

2. He knows his own limitations.

1. Everyone else does.

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